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Sep 10, 12:05 PM: Strip-Monopoly
I picked this up from my friend Jay’s Facebook feed.
A SEXY game of strip-Monopoly almost saw one stark-naked player sent directly to JAIL.
Gary Williamson’s jealous girlfriend Leah McDonnell came to blows with pal Micha Robinson because he couldn’t keep his eyes off her Community Chest.
The trio were playing a cheeky version of the famous property trading board game which involved removing items of clothing rather than paying rent, a court heard.
After a lengthy round, Williamson, 22, playing as the boot, McDonnell, 20, the battleship, and Robinson, 20, the racing car, all ended up totally nude.
Unusual
Magistrates heard the racing car made a play for the boot, which enraged the battleship and ended in a scuffle.
Police were called and Williamson was arrested on suspicion of assaulting both girls.
He claimed he was simply trying to separate them — and yesterday, the charges against him were dropped.
Ian Dacre, prosecuting at Blackpool Magistrates Court, said: “The charges arose from a somewhat unusual game of Monopoly.
“They players had been drinking and they all ended up stark naked.
“One of the young women the took exception to the behaviour of the other.
“An argument started and one of the girls said she was headbutted by the defendant and the other said she had her hair pulled by him.”
District Judge Jeff Brailsford was told neither of the girls had come to court to give evidence.
The prosecutor said: “It may well be that their decision not to attend comes from being embarrassed by what happened.”
Judge Brailsford dismissed the charges, saying: “I have taken the view that the two girls may not wish to attend taking into account what is said to have gone on.”
Robert Castle, defending, said :“My case would have been that my client’s girlfriend was annoyed by the other girl’s advances towards him and that all he did was to try and keep them apart.”
Outside court Williamson said: “I am glad it’s not hanging over me. I won’t be playing strip-Monopoly ever again.”
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Mar 11, 01:51 PM: Raid Tip: Rain of Fire (AOE Damage)
A little known fact is that if you are taking damage from an AOE*, like Rain of Fire, if you physically move out of the area being affected by the spell you stop taking damage almost immediately. As illustrated above our little raider turns his frown upside-down just by moving out of the rain of fire.
*AOE or Area of Effect: Many spells instead of targeting an individual target an area and do damage to everyone in that area regardless of how many people are in that area. So if 5 people are in the AOE 5 people will all take damage.
Alternate/Blizzard instructions
fire = bad
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Feb 18, 11:24 AM: Eat more kitten!
My friend Judson lead me to this article via the Drudge Report.
A top Italian food writer has been suspended indefinitely from the country’s version of the television programme Ready Steady Cook for recommending stewed cat to viewers as a “succulent dish”.
RAI, the public broadcasting network, said that it had dropped Beppe Bigazzi, 77, for offering the recipe on La Prova del Cuoco, which is broadcast at midday on the main channel. Its switchboard was inundated with complaints from viewers and animal rights groups. Bigazzi said that casserole of cat was a famous dish in his home region of Valdarno, Tuscany.
“I’ve eaten it myself and it’s a lot better than many other animals,” he told viewers. “Better than chicken, rabbit or pigeon.” He said that for optimum flavour the meat should be “soaked in spring water for three days” before being stewed… more
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Feb 3, 03:07 PM: Mitch Hedberg (1968 – 2005)
I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut, man, I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut… end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can’t imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: “Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here… oh, wait it’s at home… in the file… under ‘D’... for doughnut.”
I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that’s real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say “Sweet.” And then people would say, “Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?” I’d say, “Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough.”
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
This shirt is “dry-clean only”...which means it’s dirty.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. “Look at that dead guy. Let’s go that way.”
By the way, you don’t have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be…a thirsty dude! Gatorade forgets about this demographic!
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
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Jul 21, 05:24 AM: Canadian, Please
By Gunnarolla
I love this song and the video is cute too. I had to add it to my site, i’m hoping an mp3 of some sort will be available soon so I can use it at Trivia.
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Jun 10, 08:14 AM: Hedge Trimmer
I only ever saw this commercial once on actual TV but it cracked me up so bad I had to go find it. The first time i saw it I thought it was pretty subtle but i had not noticed the plants until more than half way through the AD, but now that I’ve seen it again I see that there is no subtlety here at all.
Still funny thought.
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Jun 3, 07:27 AM: Pittsburgh Pride
Bob emailed this to me, so funny I had to share.
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