Jul 7, 06:26 AM: Wisdom (ii/iii)

These are from a funny email I got years ago. There are about 30 of them, this is second set. I’ll post more later!

If at first you don’t succeed,
skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth,
you don’t have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug;
some days you are a windshield.

Don’t worry;
it only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth
gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

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